"so you've had that cast on for like two years right?"

SO, its opera week....FML

I play (typically out of tune) for 6 minutes and I get treated like an 8 year old in the process.

I have to scramble/practice for a lesson tomorrow (b/c I am, once again, behind) so this needs to be short.

I will share this with you however......

today, I not only pissed ON the toilet seat but I clearly missed the bowl and literally peed on myself/bathroom floor. Genetically this should be impossible, but apparently I was at too much of an angle combined with a confused pee hole.

My urine had to make it less than an inch from pee hole to bowl.

This could of been avoided.

SO don't pee while you are CLEARLY distracted you'll save yourself a change of clothes, and complete loss of dignity. (oh, I should mention, that I lost even more points, b/c I wasn't even drunk when I pissed on myself AND I didn't even notice right away)

How can I be a functioning adult, if I can't even make into the bowl??
clearly I am a eager young mind of tomorrow....look out.



That is all.